Boxing Fans Give Ovation as Harding Gets Pummled

Los Feliz, CA:
Trailer bucket ice skater turned Palooka, Tonya Harding, was awarded the sour end of a split decision in her boxing debut against Samantha Browning. Tonya added some meat to her upper body to match her already meaty caboose, giving her 123 pounds to haul around the ring. Though billed as a Pro bout, anything Harding touches will always have the feel of swamp buggy racing.