Friday, February 28, 2003

"You Can't Even Die In This Country"

Los Feliz, CA:
"You Can't Even Die In This Country"Said Victor Dodoi of Botosani, Romania after the rope he used to try and hang himself with was easily cut by relatives. Dodoi plans on filing a complaint with the Consumer Protection Agency over the rope's quality as soon as his injuries mend. The rope company will likely settle by offering Dodoi a higher quality rope, or perhaps a steel cable, to whack himself with the proper results.

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